Stupid and Fantastic Antiques Roadshow Gag Captions

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Eric Lund
Oct 16, 2019 7:00 PM EDT

Keaton Patti is a funny and absurd writer who's responsible for these wacky re-captions, as well as ridiculous "bot-written" scripts such as this Diners Drive-Ins And Dives script or this Olive Garden Commercial. We're here for the controlled insanity and reworking of something as near and dear to our hearts as Antiques Roadshow.

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